February 2009
147 posts
Sweet Valium High
Do you want it? ‘Cause when you fuck me You are loving me and I am owning you Do you hate me? Want to teach me that my place with you Is lying on my knees?
January 2009
200 posts
The things I miss the most.
havent-got-a-prayer:
I miss waking up to someone tangled in my legs and arms. I miss little arguments about where to put the toothpaste or how to fold the laundry. I miss watching children’s films with someone special and feeling so very much in love. I miss having a hand to hold and a place to slide my fingers when they feel awkward hanging at my side. I miss pillow fights that ended with...
…and I can’t bowl, and my my vagina hurts!
– Frida
Happy Birthday Cudge!
antid0ll:
If they can talk about “erectile dysfunction” and KY Jelly on commercials, why can’t ppl say “fuck” without it being censored? Tomfoolery.
leslievette:
lmao! Uh oh…did i start something? lol
……sorta.
I feel like my whole dashboard is having a conversation about my vag.
Shut up. If I want to take birth control, I can.
Court rules that school can expel Lesbians???
lashaunda:
After a Lutheran school expelled two 16-year-old girls for having “a bond of intimacy” that was “characteristic of a lesbian relationship,” the girls sued, contending the school had violated a state anti-discrimination law.
In response to that suit, an appeals court decided this week that the private religious school was not a business and therefore did not have to comply with a...
Brit
leslievette:
Two words: Birth Control
No lie! I’ve been on Yaz for about 3-4 months now and haven’t had cramps since. And it shortens the cycle. It’s the best thing thats ever happened to me. Look into it lol
lol I am going to look into this.
Fuck you, Eve!!
fridavampira:
It’s all Eve’s fault that women are cursed. That evil, painful, monthly curse that all men dread: Menstruation. It’s horrible. Yes, women are given the wonderful bullshit that is giving life, but we do not get pregnant every month, so why should we suffer? It is NOT our fault that we choose to not be inseminated all the goddamn time, yet we still have to bear the burden. Not only...
Reasons why I should go on friday:
I get to see old chums.
Reasons why I shouldn’t go on friday:
I’m broke.
Menstrual cycle sucks balls.
I hate going to the movies.
My bloody valentine looks fucking stupid.
I’m broke.
I have to socialize.
PMS PMS PMS.
Rather crawl up into a ball on my bed and die.
Cramps.
I’m broke.
Things are looking good, guys!
FUCK THE MENSTRUAL CYCLE!!! I’M NOT EVEN USING MY EGGS!!!! WHY DO I HAVE...
– Me. Angry me.
Randy...
Is my new favorite CBNQ member cause he answered all my questions on stickam. haha :)
:)
thedailywhat:
Katy Perry is hot n hot.
sky-is-unlimited:
Ok…im hearing rumors that vicky doesnt play fr cobra anymore?
is this true? please tell me its not!
False darling, false. Where the hell did you hear this anyway?
Life’s not a bitch life is a beautiful woman
Your only call her a bitch...
– Aesop Rock
Breakin' Up
yourwrite:
Start it off with a lie, for good measure. “I don’t know, uh, how to say this.” The first of many. Because I know exactly how to say it. It’s been chewed, swallowed, digested. Got all the pesky nutrients out, all the meaning, significant phrases. And now — here it is, all nervous pauses, small glances, round, bland phrases— it’s been shat out. Shitty. “God, this is hard.” Of course,...