January 2009
200 posts
Last post of 08. It has been fun. Here is to 09 being even better.
Frank: Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight.
Mikey: That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi.
Gerard: Fuck off, it's meese.
Headfirst For Halos - My Chemical Romance
December 2008
149 posts
The World Has Its Shine (But I Would Drop It On A...
Things to Say During Sex →
livesophia:
GOOD > Dirty > Sexy Threats > You’re a naughty girl/boy > I’m going to spank you
BAD > Dirty > I just pooped > A lot > On your dog
Incredibly comprehensive.
Brittany: mmmm pom juice is the best thing EVER. I'm going to have to pee like seabiscuit tomorrow... but damn this juice is good.
Katherine: You're goin to KO ur vagina!
FBR Predictions 09
Brendon Urie comes out of the closet.
Hayley Williams’ hair falls out from excessive hair dyes.
Pete Wentz and Cassadee from Hey Monday have a kid.
GCH breaks up.
Travis will make a very unsuccessful record.
Katy gets pregnant from Markus Molinari.
FBR will continue to sign shitty bands.
William Beckett will admit he has a child with Christine Bandy.
TAI will make more shitty...
tomburke:
T.I featuring Justin Timberlake | Dead...
carlovely:
motion city soundtrack - everything is...
If You Seek Amy - Britney Spears
(Clever Britney,...
boymeetslove:
Cobra Starship - The Ballad Of Big...
Dammit.
Brittany: Katherine, I want a lap dance!
Katherine: It's xmas dude... I'm not in service.
Brittany: Damn. I would have been tippin' hella good.
If you like it then you should've put a Nuva ring...
(via simplyimperfect)
Talking about make up...
Anahi: Why do you like black so much?
B: Cause i don't want to look like a tranny.
Alyssa: What's a tranny?
B: Like a guy who dresses like a girl.
Alyssa: Like brenda? Oh! wait....
Christmas is over. It was shit. Why wont these fucktards leave my house…
Running - No Doubt
I hate you.
Tang: ew. are you guys having facebook chat sex?
Brittany: NO hahahahhaahaha
Tang: well thats what its sounding like
Tang: i dont know if im comfortable chatting with you while youre undressing him with your computer
Brittany: I'M NOT, GEEZ
Tang: alright. if you say so.
“Have you ever thought dirty things about me?”
– -James
(Thanks for putting me on the spot several times today lover… geez.)
Congratulations Kristen!
simplyimperfect:
mindjunk:
I’m happy that you’re happy and I wish you and your boyfriend, ahem, Fiance, a strong and loving relationship.
Aww shit you spelled my name right and everything lol.
Awwww thank you Nicole..*E-hugs*
So sweet. Why am I tearing up right now?!
Goofy ass.
I knew it. =D
CONGRATS KRISTEN!!
I got my computer back… Not excited about going through 300 pages of stuff… Okay, fuck this, too many pages.
How are things?
OH, and i just remembered today is the T-Wayne date. My boys are 5 minutes away from my house… =(
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and...”
– George Carlin (via simko)
Go All The Way (Into The Twilight) - Perry Farrell
It's our anniversary.
lashaunda:
As you may or may not know, today is the day that Nicole and I decided to create Upstate Kids. We bought the domain a year ago today, although it didn’t officially open until December 20th. Aaah! We’ve come so far in just a year though. I suppose it’s been “successful”. haha I created it out of boredom, but it’s definitely turned into something special.
I’m most grateful for meeting...
lashaunda:
katyperryblog:
NOT engaged! But thanks for the free press New York Daily News! You should fact check with the source before you spread world wide news like that.
Merry Christmas!
Soooo relived….
Tantric Sex... With Jelly
orangeficus:
I witnessed lightning as I walked home today. The thunder followed. It was loud. Ive seen lightning before but it was so much better this time around. It was closer. It startled me. I felt like a deer caught in the raging booming headlights of Thors mighty hammer, Mjolnir. It was really cool. It was like god having weird sex with lots of jelly. Wow. I feel my post is kind of...
“I don’t know what is happening, but I’m having feelings for you.”
– Aliocha, on a note to his new crush, Zelda. I hope she doesn’t break his heart like Clara did. (via capucha)
awwww.
I see you, Brittany.
(via ricepalaces)
Creep.
“you cant keep a good dog down. peppers has finished her second surgery of her young and handsome life. note the bright green fishing line stitches. peppers is rough and tumble, sweet yet sour, gorgeous and very stinky. she’s my little bitch, and i love her. xo ps directly below her stitches is her little vagina.”
No shit, Frank. =P
Automatic Eyes - The Academy Is…
aww man, Tyga is working on a new album.
=(
Controlled Study, First-Hand Experience Shows All...
(via whatthefuckdoineedtoknow)
Lily Allen - Womanizer Cover
Watch every episode of Ren and Stimpy online →
lamebot:
kapi:
Where have you been hiding you saucy link?
oh hello gold!
